Neighborhood Watch

Neighbor: I hope this slush doesn’t freeze and leave the sidewalks all icy.
Me: Hey, I’ve got a bag of salt if you want me to throw some in front of your house…
Neighbor: Yeah, I know. I saw when you put that down. I came out to shovel right after you.
Me: Ah, gotcha.
Neighbor: Did you get a new car? I watched you clean that new one over there off.
Me: …Yeah. Uh, I’m going to go inside now. Unless you’ve also found a way to watch me in there.